(trendingpolitics) – Brandon, for whatever reason his two brain cells decided on, thought that giving a presser would be a good idea. Boy was he wrong. It was an utter disaster for Slow Joe, a complete and utter mistake, something that Edward Snowden, not exactly a right-winger, almost immediately pointed out on Twitter.
Why was it a disaster? Well, a lot of reasons. To begin with, Brandon appeared completely out of touch when sentient. At a time when the money printers at the Fed and supply chain issues are sending inflation rocketing higher and higher, he decided to pat himself on the back, saying that he’s actually “outperformed” and that his administration, so far has been a “job well done.”
Specifically, he said “I didn’t overpromise, but I have probably outperformed what anybody thought would happen.” Given that his approval ratings are in the low 30s, I think it’s safe to say that America disagrees and that Brandon’s reasoning is as faulty as Jerry Nadler’s portion control. So, he was widely mocked on Twitter, further proving Snowden’s point:
Oh, and then when a reporter said that his administration’s strategies “aren’t working,” he mysteriously/creepily chuckled and said that he had “two real big ones,” likely referring to something he views as accomplishments. What accomplishments those phantoms of his rotting brain are were left unsaid, but he sure seemed proud of them. Thanks, Brandon, that’s very helpful:
But that was the better part of Joe’s press conference. After remaining coherent long enough to congratulate himself for being so amazing (and totally humble and non-delusional too), he went ahead and gave Putin the go-ahead to invade Ukraine. Sure, that was a) totally a gaffe and the complete opposite of what he meant and b) Putin is smarter than Brandon so he won’t invade Ukraine, but it was still embarrassing and shows about where his brain is right now: not a great place.
Then it got even worse. After being asked about school closures, Brandon’s brain floated off into the ether and the interview took a steeper nosedive than his approval ratings. In fact, his answer was so bad that creating a transcript would be a Sisyphean task, so you’ll just have to watch the incredibly painful videos of Brandon trying to remember how to speak:
Yikes. That’s not a video of someone with a functional brain, it’s a video of a rotting eggplant of a president that can’t even take softball questions from regime media “journalists.” And it’s not like he didn’t have time to prepare, this was his first presser in 300 days.
Brandon, however, seemed unfazed by his own senility. When a reporter asked “Why do you suppose such large segments of the American electorate have come to harbor such profound concerns about your cognitive fitness?“, he responded by saying “I have no idea.”
He might not, but the rest of us sure do, especially after this absolute train wreck of a presser.
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